LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Got Their Ballet On Yesterday (Photos)
Something tells us Wade was a really effective middle school bully. "Go ahead, Patricia Delgado. Just take the basketball. I'm holding it right here, above your head, which only rises to the level of my armpit even though you're literally standing on the tips of your toes. What, you can't reach?"
Somebody please turn this moment into an Odd Couple-style sitcom.
Update -- Also, there's video:
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