Oscars 2013: Last Night's Real Winners (and Losers)

Categories: Film and TV

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Winner: Grant Heslov
Otherwise known as the meat in a victorious Ben Affleck/George Clooney sandwich.

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via oscar.go.com

Loser: Anne Hathaway
Yes, she won Best Supporting Actress, and she probably made an inspired speech afterwards. But all of America was too busy looking at her chest to notice. Nipples? Poor dress construction? Fembot-style weaponry? The possibilities were endless.

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shinyfluff
shinyfluff

agree about the Jaws playing off music: totally rude. Also a scandal was the lack of stair attendants to help the women up to the stage. 

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