Pepe Billete's Open Letter to Lil Wayne

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Dear Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.,

Acere, it looks like it's time for you to start re-evaluating your public image and the legacy you're going to leave behind for your kids to follow. Right now, as far as the human race goes, you're a step below una cucaracha con trensas. In the past five years alone, you've managed to turn every group from women to midgets against you, yet somehow you still haven't realized what's blatantly obvious to the rest of us: that you've become the architect of your own demise.

Normally I would have offered you a bit of pingu advice to help you realize the error of your ways, but since you've managed to insult my team, my city, and my people, I'm going to help you turn your slow descent into irrelevance into a plummet that's going to make the Red Bull Space Jump look like a ride at the Dade County Youth Fair.

Listen here, "Weasel" Wayne: I'm pulling your ho card. You've been making a lot of scandalous news lately, but why don't you tell the public the truth about why your bitch-ass has been acting like un sapingo in public lately? Do you expect us to believe it's a coincidence that your new album (appropriately named) I Am Not a Human Being 2 comes out in a month, just as you are generating as much press as possible to draw attention to yourself? The album's cover depicts a moth -- could you be planning on using the symbolic metaphor of "change" associated with that image to later win back all the people you pissed off, disrespected, and insulted during its marketing campaign?

Of course, you won't admit to any of that shit -- because you're a ho, pipo. And just like all hoes, getting you to shake your ass is just a matter of throwing enough money at you. You may be a baller, but you have a price.

Bandz a make ya dance.

You have no dignity or respect for anything, including the struggle of your own people. You orchestrated the release of a song disrespecting the memory of a martyr of the civil rights movement during Black History Month, just so you can get a little more media attention. And if that weren't enough, the person whose memory you chose to disgrace with your vile bullshit was that of a 14-year-old child who was tortured and murdered. Acere, lo tuyo no tiene nombre. The levels of your depravity are so low that if Ben & Jerry's were to create an ice-cream flavor after you, it would be called "Vomito con Pinga."

Bandz a make ya dance.

Eres un mierda, you are the absolute furthest thing from un macho I've ever seen. Eres peor que el focking Drake, compadre. Por lo menos el Drake is just soft, but you're not only soft, papa, you're straight pussy. You're a 30-year-old father dressing like a 15-year-old Hot Topic employee just so you can stay relevant to the white people that call you a clown. You're so fucking clueless that if you fell into into a barrel full of tetas, you'd come up sucking two dicks.



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spleetus
spleetus

I swear Pepe you need to run for office. 

lauren.florit
lauren.florit

Weasel looks & acts like a fukn clown. I dont play his "shit" no more. I unliked his page on FB i wish all the HEAT fans did too.

rperez333
rperez333

Dont know what to say about that monkey =/

lionelsuarez1977
lionelsuarez1977

Love it...Lil Wayne looks like a peice of shit jumped out of the toilet, did a bunch of meth, and started rapping. 

shaitnklr
shaitnklr

Damn. Forgot to mention this in my last. All of you out there who are having hissy fits over the man "hiding behind the puppet," for fucks sake, people, this is a character created by a man in order to voice his opinion with a modicum of entertainment SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

shaitnklr
shaitnklr

Now that I have dealt with the racist trash below, I shall comment on the whole Lil Wayne saga here. I have disliked and ignored this scumbag since he slimed his way onto the music scene. He has zero talent, relying on specialized equipment to give his voice electronic reverb. He cannot properly speak the English language, and he dresses like he shops at the 99 cent skater reject bin at Goodwill. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, worthy of salvaging in this poor excuse for a human being. It would do my heart good to see him disappear from the annals of music history forever, not even getting the most microscopic footnote.

bullshiteverything
bullshiteverything

Pepe, first of all(this is a comment to older articles aswell, specifically the "i am not latino" one); genetically speaking, there is no such thing as any other race of humans. Second of all, you're really not doing yourself much of a favor by stereotyping people outside of Miami as people who stereotype spanish-speaking people. I'm not a spanish-speaker, and I'm not even from Florida, but I have Spanish blood in me, as well as Chinese and multiple other denominations of 'anglo-saxon' blood.
So heres a question pepe...what cultural traditions should I partake in? Being that I'm multi-racial and all.
I think it takes a pretty big ego to get offended that not everyone knows what specific culture your ancestors stem from. Also, I feel that people from or who live in famous cities such as NYC or L.A.....or Miami are more inclined to use their city almost as some sort of status symbol, to fuel their ego. But I know that all people from such places aren't like this, just so u know I'm not stereotyping ;)
You don't see many gay people complaining about being called gay, even though that word didn't even come close to what it means today.
I think America would be a much better country if people were a little more passionate about living here. There would probably be less gang violence too if the people in them (usually black or 'spanish speaking') didn't feel like they had to band together because 'the man' is against them(combined with a better education system and lower poverty rate throughout inner-cities).
It's pretty pitiful that some people in Miami care more about this kind of shit than things such as children suffering and starving throughout the world, but i could say that for many things.. If you got your head out of your ass and realized you're not special and you're just another fucking human-being then maybe you can make a real difference in the world.
Maybe we should put the Klu Klux Klan in charge of the mainstream media. Then perhaps you'd realize that you're making a big deal out of nothing at all. Find some shit to write about that's worth while. Honestly, you sound like a black person demanding reparations for shit that happened a long time ago. I know the issues you speak of are current, but that's about how important they are. Feeling like you are owed something just fulfills the stereotype of being a nigger or wetback. Hope you read this. and by the way...so what racial denomination am I? am I a part of the "english-speaking" denomination? I should learn spanish then I can fulfill my dreams of becoming part of the 'spanish-speaking' denomination.
Or maybe they should make it a law to put your countries flag symbol on every t-shirt you have, kind of like the Nazi's did to the Jews. At least when you're vacationing in hillbilly heaven again billy bob won't call you a mexican :) And by the way...why do i see so many cubans butchering both english and spanish simultaneously?

bullshiteverything
bullshiteverything

Pepe, first of all(this is a comment to older articles aswell, specifically the "i am not latino" one); genetically speaking, there is no such thing as any other race of humans. Second of all, you're really not doing yourself much of a favor by stereotyping people outside of Miami as people who stereotype spanish-speaking people. I'm not a spanish-speaker, and I'm not even from Florida, but I have Spanish blood in me, as well as Chinese and multiple other denominations of 'anglo-saxon' blood.
So heres a question pepe...what cultural traditions should I partake in? Being that I'm multi-racial and all.
I think it takes a pretty big ego to get offended that not everyone knows what specific culture your ancestors stem from. Also, I feel that people from or who live in famous cities such as NYC or L.A.....or Miami are more inclined to use their city almost as some sort of status symbol, to fuel their ego. But I know that all people from such places aren't like this, just so u know I'm not stereotyping ;)
You don't see many gay people complaining about being called gay, even though that word didn't even come close to what it means today.
I think America would be a much better country if people were a little more passionate about living here. There would probably be less gang violence too if the people in them (usually black or 'spanish speaking') didn't feel like they had to band together because 'the man' is against them(combined with a better education system and lower poverty rate throughout inner-cities).
It's pretty pitiful that some people in Miami care more about this kind of shit than things such as children suffering and starving throughout the world, but i could say that for many things.. If you got your head out of your ass and realized you're not special and you're just another fucking human-being then maybe you can make a real difference in the world.
Maybe we should put the Klu Klux Klan in charge of the mainstream media. Then perhaps you'd realize that you're making a big deal out of nothing at all. Find some shit to write about that's worth while. Honestly, you sound like a black person demanding reparations for shit that happened a long time ago. I know the issues you speak of are current, but that's about how important they are. Feeling like you are owed something just fulfills the stereotype of being a nigger or wetback. Hope you read this. and by the way...so what racial denomination am I? am I a part of the "english-speaking" denomination? I should learn spanish then I can fulfill my dreams of becoming part of the 'spanish-speaking' denomination.
Or maybe they should make it a law to put your countries flag symbol on every t-shirt you have, kind of like the Nazi's did to the Jews. At least when you're vacationing in hillbilly heaven again billy bob won't call you a mexican :) And by the way...why do i see so many cubans butchering both english and spanish simultaneously?

bullshiteverything
bullshiteverything

Pepe, first of all(this is a comment to older articles aswell, specifically the "i am not latino" one); genetically speaking, there is no such thing as any other race of humans. Second of all, you're really not doing yourself much of a favor by stereotyping people outside of Miami as people who stereotype spanish-speaking people. I'm not a spanish-speaker, and I'm not even from Florida, but I have Spanish blood in me, as well as Chinese and multiple other denominations of 'anglo-saxon' blood.
So heres a question pepe...what cultural traditions should I partake in? Being that I'm multi-racial and all.
I think it takes a pretty big ego to get offended that not everyone knows what specific culture your ancestors stem from. Also, I feel that people from or who live in famous cities such as NYC or L.A.....or Miami are more inclined to use their city almost as some sort of status symbol, to fuel their ego. But I know that all people from such places aren't like this, just so u know I'm not stereotyping ;)
You don't see many gay people complaining about being called gay, even though that word didn't even come close to what it means today.
I think America would be a much better country if people were a little more passionate about living here. There would probably be less gang violence too if the people in them (usually black or 'spanish speaking') didn't feel like they had to band together because 'the man' is against them(combined with a better education system and lower poverty rate throughout inner-cities).
It's pretty pitiful that some people in Miami care more about this kind of shit than things such as children suffering and starving throughout the world, but i could say that for many things.. If you got your head out of your ass and realized you're not special and you're just another fucking human-being then maybe you can make a real difference in the world.
Maybe we should put the Klu Klux Klan in charge of the mainstream media. Then perhaps you'd realize that you're making a big deal out of nothing at all. Find some shit to write about that's worth while. Honestly, you sound like a black person demanding reparations for shit that happened a long time ago. I know the issues you speak of are current, but that's about how important they are. Feeling like you are owed something just fulfills the stereotype of being a nigger or wetback. Hope you read this. and by the way...so what racial denomination am I? am I a part of the "english-speaking" denomination? I should learn spanish then I can fulfill my dreams of becoming part of the 'spanish-speaking' denomination.
Or maybe they should make it a law to put your countries flag symbol on every t-shirt you have, kind of like the Nazi's did to the Jews. At least when you're vacationing in hillbilly heaven again billy bob won't call you a mexican :) And by the way...why do i see so many cubans butchering both english and spanish simultaneously?

Ade...
Ade...

All these comments are retarded. Fact is Lil Wayne insulted our city. Fact is Wayne had the right to his freedom of speech. FACT P$ also had the right to freedom of the press, communication and expression!!! And mostly had the very well right to shit on his dumb ass. Get the fuck over it people with all your "racist comments". Pepe well fucking said!

Amanda Drewniak
Amanda Drewniak

This "pepe" character sheepishly created by NewTimes is the ultimate stereotype that brings Miami as a community down and makes those in the Hispanic community appear as Miami's big wig puppets. Drop the act NewTimes it's sour.

Amanda Drewniak
Amanda Drewniak

I do my part as a human being to avoid the nightlife trash that perpetuates Miami's stupidity greed and overall need of acceptance by the crowd of sheep. I even stopped going to ArtWalk after several times over of seeing computer generated cutouts and groupies sucking their way to the gallery and producing subpar crap. I boycott subway because of their promoting Michael Vic as a hero. One person can only do so much. This community at this time is certainly not going to wake up. Lil Wayne and other mind numbing celebs will continue to walk over this town as long as the money is right.

Jorge Jokes Yanes
Jorge Jokes Yanes

Victoria Dee, you said it exactly right, they purr but mostly because people like you don't use the power of your money to make a difference. you say all nonchalant no one gonna do anything and kick the can the down the road but dont have enough guts to actually say if your a business acting like a greedy schmuck i am out of here then we use our power of choice....dont be sheeple be about something

mrsuarez430
mrsuarez430

GOOD SHIT HOMIE PUT EL DESCARADO ESE EN SU LADO EL PUNTO ESE IS PIE AS FCK

pchirino.72
pchirino.72

Pepe asi es.. we dont allow things like that said to our city.. the Weasel es tremendo come mierda for doing and saying what he said. IN my stores there will be no more Little Wayne.. 

watchout...
watchout...

AND NIGGA U MUST BE ONE MAD SAD UGLY ASS NIGGA TO BE THAT IGNORANT LUCKY ME IVE NEVER MET U IN PERSON. THATLL BE SUCH A DISSAPOINTMENT FOR ANYBODY : /

Amanda Drewniak
Amanda Drewniak

NewTimes, Uncle Luke said it better. This article is classless. Additionally, I have yet to come across a Miami business that puts respect for its self or its employees. Money rules the city. All if its citizens roar like lions when your back is turned, but purr like kittens when faced head on. Lil Wayne will drop his cash and businesses will grab it up like our greedy politicians. And the employees won't see a dime. They will be worked in the system busting their asses for less pay then they deserve with no raise in sight, no health benefits, no vacation pay and go to work sick on the fear of being fired.

watchout...
watchout...

@cod4mod1 fuck u u ingnorant piece of shit! we make this country what it is! always complaining about hispanics taking ur jobs but i dont see ur lazy ass trying to do what we do . STEP UP NIGGA! u fall in the same category as that other terd lil weasel  educate urself so u dont sound like an ass. UR MOM MUST BE VERY PROUD.ALL THOSE COMMENTS WILL BACK FIRE ON U SOME DAY GOD DONT LIKE UGLY!

PEPEULOSER
PEPEULOSER

WOW, Pepe your just as much as a LOSER as Weezy. A grown man talking a lot of trash behind a dumb puppet. You're really COOL!

Twisted_Sister
Twisted_Sister

And Lil Wayne is still relevant???? Who cares what he says? BTW Pepe just go away. You stand for everything that's wrong with Cubans. I feel embarrassed and disgusted every time I hear a Cuban swearing as if it was something to be proud of or funny. One of the reasons I was so happy when I left the island was because I thought I had left all that behind and when I got here I found cartoon characters like you giving us Cubans a stereotype that it's sadly becoming true.

lilg
lilg

PEPE is couldnt have said it better!!! THANK YOU PAPO

lilg
lilg

PEPE is couldnt have said it better!!! THANK YOU PAPO

garcia.305
garcia.305

Dale fuck that Lil alien looking nigga No one fucks with MIAMI fuck LIl WAYNE

Cod4mod1iworthless
Cod4mod1iworthless

@cod4mod1

My man, just shut the fuck up seriously you're most probably 10.


t.fogle
t.fogle

you can tell who the little dick riders of lil wayne are... lmao.. BE REAL THO. NOONE IN MIAMI LIKES THIS CLOWN OR HIS ENTOURAGE.. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH UR BULLSHIT

hydroburger
hydroburger

Everything about this article is whats wrong with Miami. What the fuck is wrong with you New Times?

GODisGREAT
GODisGREAT

@bullshiteverything you have no idea what satire or humor are....nor could you understand the merit. hey, here's an idea.....let's just not do anything but write about the world's suffering....that should be a good way to alleviate the world's suffering.....this is the type of shit that keeps the big hearts light. don't read it if its not for you but definitely dont take the time to write that much on a comment board if its just going to be a nonsenical ramble. learn.

shaitnklr
shaitnklr

@watchout... While I agree completely with your sentiments regarding cod4mod1, I must say your opinions would be taken far better if you left out that tired nigga stuff. 

brusque
brusque

@cod4mod1 Lol. I REALLY hope you live in Miami and have to deal with with "spics" all day, every day! Racism is one of the stupidest and most corrosive human traits a person can have in this country.

MuseTD
MuseTD

@cod4mod1 honestly. We are all still racist here? And miami is considered the city with the most pretty people so obviously we arent all SPICS we are gorgeous latin people. Maybe you just are ugly and are jealous.

MuseTD
MuseTD

@hydroburger nothing. Lil wayne is a dork ad needs to be called out.

dc.osman21
dc.osman21

@hydroburger

Umad? Fuck Lil Lame

SentientZombie
SentientZombie

@cod4mod1  You've been on here all day spouting your racist bullshit. Go and fucking die slowly from syphilis already.  

Twisted_Sister
Twisted_Sister

@pepebillete @Twisted_Sister Al menos yo soy una persona educada. 

hydroburger
hydroburger

@dc.osman21 My comment had nothing to do with Lil Wayne. And yes, I'm actually upset this trite turd of an article exists.

SentientZombie
SentientZombie

@cod4mod1  You're a sad little white man who lives in Homestead. You surely don't have the balls to say any of this racist shit to someone's face. So, you take out your insecurities from having a tiny, shriveled white dick by trying to insult people online using an anonymous profile. You deserve nothing but pity...and a bullet to the face. 

anon
anon

@Twisted_Sister educada people don't engage.  Let it go. It was funny. It was meant to be funny.  Don't take it personal, if it doesn't apply to you.

hydroburger
hydroburger

@dc.osman21 you can be all that without facilitating the pandering rants of a misogynistic/borderline racist

dc.osman21
dc.osman21

@hydroburger. Ok, this is the NEW times not the NEW YORK times! Its always been an unfiltered, unadulterated avenue of expresion. Articles like this are what make the New Times.

retrospectus
retrospectus

@hydroburger do you know what an open letter is and do you know what an article is? Take a civics class (a journalism one too), this "article" is protected by the first amendment and its because of that we have freedom of the press and the ability to post this is what makes this country what it is, free. Clearly you're not talking about Lil' Wayne you're talking about how you need to move somewhere else if you got a problem, papo! Maybe El Miami Herald is more for you.

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