How Not to Celebrate International Women's Day
Noted feminist Chad Ochocinco sees how deformed your face is, but he loves you anyway because he respects women so much. What a charmer!
Happy International Women's Day to all the beautiful and facially challenged ladies... I love all of you equally...— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 8, 2013
The Funny Sexist is really only one of those things.
Happy International Women's Day! How do you say "make me a sandwich" in foreign languages?— The Funny Sexist™ (@TheFunnySexist) March 8, 2013
Of course, these are missives from social media -- notorious dens of gross, hateful sexism. Surely the world of publishing, in which writers' words are vetted by the good intentions and moral compasses of their editors, is doing better. Right?