Larry King Visits North Miami: Five Miamians He Could Marry Next
4. Any of the Kardashians
Their permanent mailing address might not be the Magic City, but Kim and Kourtney spend time here shooting their insipid reality show, partying, and vetting athletes for marriage. No paper bags needed here, but we figure Mr. King would be able to find other means of marital entertainment.
She's hot, relatively young, and talented -- what's not to love? Plus, if he ever suspects her of cheating, as his ex-wife is rumored of having done, all he has to do is remember three little words: hips don't lie.