The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Categories: Things To Do

Ian Witlen
Uhntz, uhntz, uhntz,

Well, Miami, there's not much going on this weekend.

No huge music festival that draws thousands of EDM fiends from around the world. No popping mollies. No free Wi-Fi. No Snoop Lion.

*Record scratch*

OK, we draw the line there. We can't NOT have Snoop Lion. That's just too much.

Have fun at the first weekend of Ultra and Winter Music Conference, kids!

Remember these wise words from your all-knowing Granny Cultist: If a tree does not treat you the way you want to be treated, you deserve better.

Ultra Music Festival, Weekend 1:..uhntz uhntz uhntz uhntz...
Ryan Crosson: Real-deal EDM. None of that junk-food crap.
MTCperformance Sandbox Series: Pie Solo: Sexually charged, gender-bending choreography!

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