The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

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George Martinez
Ready, Miami?

Ultra Music Festival, Weekend Dos, is here.

More glitter! More sequins! More fur! More masks! More triangle bikinis! More boobs! More butts!

So this is all kind of a big deal because Miami has never before experienced a double weekend of Ultra. Like, never.

The city might explode if we can't handle it, so handle it, Miami!

Handle that shit (with grace) so we can have Ultra back next year.


Friday
Hard Miami Pool Party: Hope everyone's in beach shape.
Ultimate Miami Comedian Qualifier: Quickest way into a person's pants is through his or her funny bone.
Ultra Weekend 2: Round dos!
Paul Oakenfold: Watch how an old pro does it.


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Squee N Eat
Squee N Eat

Corporate Rave brought to you by the not so greedy or indie smut pushers at the magazine i should work for ;P

Andre Armando
Andre Armando

Alicia Keys-Miguel concert! LETS GO HEAT AND CANES!!

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