Dennis Rodman Is an FBI Informant on North Korea Now

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Rodman. Dennis Rodman.
"Deep Throat." "Donnie Brasco." "The Worm."

Yeah, you read that correctly. Dennis Rodman, the retired basketball player and cringeworthy fashion plate with poor copyediting skills, can add another bizarre descriptor to his resume: FBI informant. The feds got interested in Rodman after his highly publicized trip to North Korea, he told the Miami Herald.

"I have been contacted by the FBI and I met with them. They wanted to know what went on and who's really in charge in North Korea," Rodman boasted to Herald reporter Lesley Abravanel during Saturday's annual gala hosted by the Blacks, Lea and Roy, of Real Housewives of Miami fame. Rodman added that he's been invited to return to the country in August, and hopes he'll be allowed to do so.

Is it because he misses his bestie Kim Jong-un? Nope -- according to Rodman, it's simply because he doesn't want to get blown up.

"I'm not a total idiot. I know what Kim Jong-un is threatening to do regarding his military muscle. I hope it doesn't happen because America will take whatever actions to protect America and our allies."

So how does he plan to help? "I do think, umm, you know, that we have to talk to people who want to cause us harm so hopefully they won't. I've been talking to folks for years who don't get what I'm about but that's cool, 'cause once they walk away they like me. I might be able to keep folks' heads cool. We all going to find a way to get along and keep peace. Peace and love is where it is at, Lesley."

With eloquent public speaking skills like those, we don't see how he could fail.

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Rodman is wasted as usual. Fox bought for 580 million and sold it for 35 million, not 11 billion as he said in the NT story. They lost a pile. Hundred of retired NBA stars have done great things for their communities after their playing years. Rodman's spent the last 20 years  partying, if you can call it that.


Dennis Rodman, Love or Hate him is brilliant in getting attention and seems to be a loyal friend. I got to speak to him at the Black's gala with is pal Elaine Lancaster who brought the Worm as her date and they were saying how they have been friends sine 1983. That's pretty cool in my book they have a special friendship that seems to have endured the test of time. Good for them both.


Oh good, now I can sleep soundly at night knowing that agent Worm is on the case.

Miriam Kaige
Miriam Kaige

That dummy only wants attention! The only thing he can inform North Korea of is what hair dye to use...I think the years of bleaching and coloring his hair has damaged the little brain cells he had left...What a freakin Idiot!

Burbank Okuda
Burbank Okuda

We wonder why our country is falling in stature?

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