The Nine Best Strip Clubs in Miami, Now That Goldrush Is Gone (NSFW)
|Goldrush is gone, but the strip game lives on|
Until then, chin up, stripper lovers. You can either boo-hoo that Goldrush as you know it is gone, or dry your tears with help from the fine ladies at any of the many other T&A establishments in the Magic City. Here are the ten best.
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This megalopolis of tits and ass is the Disney World of adult entertainment. People fly in from around the world to see it. It's the biggest strip club in the world. Think of a circus, except the trapeze girls are naked, the popcorn is Patron, and it stays in town all year long.
Your best chance of meeting a stripper who's not working, but goes to the strip club to have fun, may be here. Not only do a lot of the strippers from other strip clubs in the strip club district party here, they've got some of the best underground hip hop in the country.
This 18-year-old establishment is like a professional sports organization that can afford to bring in players from all over the world. (And by players, we of course mean strippers). Here, you're as likely to meet a blue eyed farm girl from Romania as a city girl from Cartagena. Its proximity to the airport makes it as much a corporate tourist joint as a local's one.