The Ten Best Strip Clubs in Miami (NSFW) UPDATED
So Goldrush Strip Club is closed, and the City of Miami is down one 24-hour liquor-licensed international house of T &A. But chin up, stripper lovers. You can either boo-hoo that Goldrush as you know it is gone, or dry your tears with help from the fine ladies at any of the many other T&A establishments in the Magic City. Here are the ten best.
Goldrush is gone, but the strip game lives on
10. E11evenThis place would be higher on the list, but it isn't technically a strip joint. Sure there are beautiful semi-naked girls here, but it is more club than take-off-your-clothes. It's on trendy NE 11th Street and, well, you have to see it to believe it. This, by the way, is the former Gold Rush location, tastefully redone.
9. Tootsie's Cabaret
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This megalopolis of tits and ass is the Disney World of adult entertainment. People fly in from around the world to see it. It's the biggest strip club in the world. Think of a circus, except the trapeze girls are naked, the popcorn is Patron, and it stays in town all year long.
8. The Office
Your best chance of meeting a stripper who's not working, but goes to the strip club to have fun, may be here. Not only do a lot of the strippers from other strip clubs in the strip club district party here, they've got some of the best underground hip hop in the country.
7. Booby Trap Doral
This 18-year-old establishment is like a professional sports organization that can afford to bring in players from all over the world. (And by players, we of course mean strippers). Here, you're as likely to meet a blue eyed farm girl from Romania as a city girl from Cartagena. Its proximity to the airport makes it as much a corporate tourist joint as a local's one.
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