Pepe Billete: Banning Same-Sex Marriage Is Tremenda Mariconada

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To PingaSuerta:

Pipo, I'm not sure how familiar you are with my work, but one of the most important things I try to convey in anything I do is that I bleed 305. The gay community helped build the city that I love so much, so como cojones am I not going to support them in their struggle for equality?

Your ambiguous ass short focking email made me realize that some of my fans might have some misconceptions about me, porque me cago en cual quiera y no creo en nadie, pero oye, I may be un chusma, pero yo no soy singao.

I support anything and anyone who tries to do something positive and/or pingu for my city, and I take the issue of 305 pride very seriously. So to help prove this, I decided to once again show Miami that Tio Pepe really does care.

I linked up with two local recording artists who are involved with Miami's gay community -- Jane "Jei" Castro and Michael M -- and asked them to help me enter a Pepe Billete float in the 2013 Miami Gay Pride Parade. Given that the parade is in two weeks, I knew the process wasn't going to be easy, but thanks to Michael and Jei and two of Escoria Films' biggest supporters -- Jara & Associates and Coast 2 Coast Rim Shop in Hialeah -- we were able to make this paja mental a reality.

You know Tio Pepe no es un fula, so when I said float, I meant un focking float! So I got a 40-foot boat. The pride parade gives a coveted "Best Float" award to the entry encompassing the most creative approach to the spirit of the parade, and I'm probably ruining my chances of winning that shit by telling you my plans, pero a mi la pinga porque I'm not doing this for money, awards, or fame. I'm doing it to show support and respect for a segment of our community that has been instrumental in making this the best city in the world.


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lizzrdgz
lizzrdgz

Im not a member of the LGBT community but I support them 100% as well. I was also born and raised here and I know by seeing it myself; we are a melting pot city. We have so many different kinds of people, so because they're gay they can't marry?! Most gay couples would probably make better parents than soapy kids have out there right now. Parents arrepentidos they should be ashamed to treat kids how they do yet they can have them even if they are better off with the gay couple cuz it doesn't fit someone else's moral standard. If it doesn't fit your standard then don't do it. You shouldn't condemn others for being born with different hormones on the inside. It's scientific not ungodly or what not. Anyway- great blog u r badass. Love to read ur shit all the time. You are talented

slbb
slbb

I read with interest your opinion on marriage. Please let others have their opinion too. Those of us who bleed our religion don't claim the law should follow our Christian beliefs. We just have beliefs, and personally don't support things that are incompatible with our views. If the majority of the country disagrees, and it becomes legal, then it does. But it's absurd to demand us to waver on our faith.

culibre
culibre

@P$  You ever going write about Yoani Sanchez coming to Miami? 

margaritablogs
margaritablogs

Witty, brilliant & spot on!! Gracias, Pepe $Straight Ally & parents of a gay son.

margaritablogs
margaritablogs

Witty, brilliant & spot on!!

Gracias, Pepe $

Straight Ally & parents of a gay son.

never_defined
never_defined

Until your daughter comes home and tells you that she is getting married to a guy that is already married to another guy.

Because if marriage does not have a strict definition as to how it is defined. Then marriage means nothing and can be done by anyone that wants the "equal rights" to do so.

Dee_Vizzle
Dee_Vizzle

God created men & women to procreate. The world is now overpopulated; therefore, God invented the gays

Dee_Vizzle
Dee_Vizzle

God created men & women to procreate. The world is now overpopulated; therefore, God invented the gays

pepebillete
pepebillete

@culibre as much as Id like to, I feel like i really need to get more familiar with the situation than minimal information I have. Esto es una cosa que se merece su research to really understanding her plight. That's why I have refrained from saying anything, pipo. Yo hablo de las cosas que se pa no hablar mierda. 

chauncey
chauncey

@never_defined where the law is concerned, marriage is a legal union. that is significant in and of itself. whether marriage is between a man and woman or two men, really isn't important at all except to religious people - for the most part.  and religion shouldn't define public policy.  furthermore, if you are really concerned that the institution of marriage is in peril, it seems to me you should be more concerned with doing something about divorce rates than gay marriage.  i'm not opposed to divorce, but the fact that one can get married and then immediately divorced seems to discredit the institution much more than gay marriage ever could, unless of course you are religious.  but again, religion should not define public policy.  if you think otherwise, go live in iran.

Ansatsuken
Ansatsuken

@never_defined Good then let's define it as between two loving adults

lizzrdgz
lizzrdgz

Love! People during divorces become nasty creatures and violate each other yet this is perfectly ok. I love your comment its great

never_defined
never_defined

@Ansatsuken You are living in the past, who are you to define marriage as only between two adults. Where are the "equal rights" of the people who choose to love more than one?

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