Big Ang Takes Miami! Ten Things the Mob Wife Should Do While Filming

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Hang on to your Botox. The mob wives are about to invade our sunny shores.

The infamous raspy-voiced, big-lipped Angela "Big Ang" Raiola is headed to the Magic City. The top-heavy ex-mob wife has brought her ridiculous crew of horny housewives into town for the filming of the newest season of her VH1 reality treasure, appropriately titled Big Ang.

According to permits recently approved by the Miami-Dade County Mayor's Office of Film and Entertainment, Big Ang is now fully approved for filming throughout Miami Beach. Somehow, we think she'll fit in just fine.

Here are our top ten suggestions for where she should hang out while in town.

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10. Hit up Blue Martini in Kendall
Sadly, we have nothing like Raiola's Drunken Monkey here in Miami. Not yet, anyway; the premise of Big Ang's Miami season is that she's opening a franchise of her bar here in town. Until then, the closest thing might just be Blue Martini. Where else do nipped, tucked MILFs go to prey on greased up younger men? Ang will feel right at home.

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Via the Oh La La Cheri website
9. Buy bras at Oh La La Cheri Lingerie Shop
Those knockers. They're EPIC. They put even South Beach silicon to shame. And lord knows she needs some serious over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders to keep those puppies in place. Even with her FFs, she should be set at Oh La La Cheri.

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Swinging Richards - CLOSED

17450 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Haulover Beach Park

10800 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

The Palace Bar & Restaurant

1200 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Blue Martini Kendall

8405 Mills Drive, Kendale Lakes, FL

Category: Music

Books & Books

265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables, FL

Category: General

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