The Eleven Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
Every Friday we give you a weekend guide to help you plan your debauchery-filled days off from work. We browse and sift through the 305's best options and narrow it down to a handful of awesome choices.
We strive for clever tags lines for each event, and pick related videos for each of the three days. This weekend's featured video is "Decisions" by Borgore featuring Miley Cyrus.
Lame? At first, super. But upon further examination, you will come to enjoy this ridiculous compilation of noise, ass, titties, and Cyrus' bad make-up.
Once you get past the wannabe-ness of it all, it becomes the best damn laughing spectacle you'll have this morning.
Happy weekend, y'all.
AC/DC & Rush Tribute Night: Slap da bass, mon, to some Rush.
Of Montreal: We'll have bizarre celebrations...
Ultimate Miami Comedian: Jon Lovitz: Saturday ab workout: Check.
KRS-ONE: Superior to KRS two and three.