The Eleven Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Categories: Things To Do

Every Friday we give you a weekend guide to help you plan your debauchery-filled days off from work. We browse and sift through the 305's best options and narrow it down to a handful of awesome choices.

We strive for clever tags lines for each event, and pick related videos for each of the three days. This weekend's featured video is "Decisions" by Borgore featuring Miley Cyrus.

Lame? At first, super. But upon further examination, you will come to enjoy this ridiculous compilation of noise, ass, titties, and Cyrus' bad make-up.

Once you get past the wannabe-ness of it all, it becomes the best damn laughing spectacle you'll have this morning.

Happy weekend, y'all.

AC/DC & Rush Tribute Night: Slap da bass, mon, to some Rush.
Of Montreal: We'll have bizarre celebrations...
Ultimate Miami Comedian: Jon Lovitz: Saturday ab workout: Check.
KRS-ONE: Superior to KRS two and three.

Location Info


Churchill's Pub

5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Grand Central

697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Magic City Casino

450 NW 37th Ave., Miami, FL

Category: General

The Stage

170 NE 38th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Sandbar Lounge

6752 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Tobacco Road - CLOSED

626 S. Miami Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Rosa Mexicano

900 S. Miami Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Restaurant

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