The Ten Wackiest Miami Heat Items on Etsy
A new Miami Heat playoff series starts tonight, this time against the Indiana Pacers -- and dammit, you simply have nothing to wear. Sure, there's your Miami Heat baseball cap and your D-Wade jersey, both of which pair nicely with your Heat logo tattoo. But everyone in town has that stuff.
To really support your Miami Heat in these games, you need to be unique. You need to stand out like man capris on a 6'4" athlete. You need something new, something creative, something ... handmade.
Luckily, there's Etsy, a treasure trove of wacky DIY homages to the best team in the NBA. Read on for ten items perfect for the Miami Heat fan who has everything.
There's a little LeBron in all of us. But what's inside that little LeBron? A littler D-Wade, inside of which there is an even smaller Chris Bosh, who's hiding a tiny Mario Chalmers, inside of whom you'll find a teensy-weensy Shane Battier. I mean, obviously.
Dwyane Wade and LeBron are hipsters, as evidenced by everything either of them has worn in public in the last year or so. So the best way to support them, footwear-wise, is to buy yourself some fucking glitter Toms with a DIY Heat logo on them, because WWHD (What Would Hipsters Do).
Miami ladies, on the other hand: You just keep doin' you.