The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
So we got a cat this week. His name is Oliver. He's the most adorable thing on the planet. If you have a cat, our cat PWNS yours.
Rodriguez "If not for sits, then why is it made of warm?" -- Oliver
Anyway, we'll more than likely play with Oliver all weekend. However, that doesn't mean you should sit around and wallow about it. Miami doesn't like wallowers. It's not a cute look.
With plays, concerts, and a big bash being thrown by Miami's most fun Democrats, you'll have plenty to do to keep yourself occupied.
The Blue Party: Miami's Birthday Party: A party for the Miami-Dade Democratic Party.
Marlins v Pirates: Do you even lift, bro?
Toad the Wet Sprocket: Back in action, against all odds.
Rabbit Hole: Pultizer Prize-winning play about the worst kind of mourning (we won't spoil it, though).