The Five Best Stoner Moments of Slava's Snowshow

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Looking for a long, strange trip? Set your GPS to the Arsht Center.

That's where Slava's Snowshow opened last night, returning to Miami to greet a crowded house filled with children and adults alike. It was decidedly a family affair. The kids around us giggled with glee, high on youth, at the antics of a strange little man in yellow and his supporting cast of helicopter-headed clowns. Their parents chuckled right along with them, marveling at the colorful lighting, stage design, and personalities on stage.

Uncommonly for Arsht Center shows, drinks were allowed inside the theater. But y'know what would've really complemented the show? Drugs, man. Like, a ton of drugs.

This is not a complaint, merely an observation. Slava's Snowshow takes place in a world of sensory overload, a theater in which loud train noises and repetitive music are the background for brightly dressed clowns performing bits that audience members can often literally reach out and touch. It's funny, yes, but punctuated with sadness, longing, themes of death and rebirth.

In other, more stoner-appropriate words: Bro, this is some good shit.

We're not saying we were under the influence of illegal substances when we saw Slava's Snowshow last night. That would be unprofessional. But if we had been, perhaps in some alternate reality where snow falls in Florida in the middle of summer, these would've been the trippiest moments of the show.

Repeating Helicopter-Heads
Slava's Snowshow begins with one character, a tiny man in a baggy yellow suit and red shoes. Soon, he's joined by a tall, lanky character in a green trenchcoat and hat with side flaps that stick out like helicopter blades. The two work the stage for several minutes, and then Helicopter-Head walks off stage -- just as he appears to walk back on stage in the other direction.

Dude, did you see that? There are two of them. Wait, or am I just really fucking baked?

By the time four Helicopter-Heads appear on stage at once, your stoner mind is blown.

Angels of Death
The above scene ends with Slava disappearing to the right of the stage; when his Helicopter-Head friend tries to join him, he opens a door and is instantly bathed in heavenly light. After he passes through it, the stage goes dark. The group of Helicopter-Heads appear in silhouette, distinguishable from their hats, with one small but freaky distinction: They're wearing wings. Spooky music overwhelms the audience.

Is this the afterlife? Did those little clowns die? What if the portal to heaven is really a straight ticket to hell, man? Whoa, this is way too intense right now.

The Spiderweb
If you've seen the commercials for Slava's Snowshow on TV, you know to expect a giant spiderweb creeping over the top of the audience. But here's what you probably won't expect: The web is made out of the same wispy stuff that's used to decorate windows at Halloween, and once you've touched it, it is on you forever. Tiny, invisible bits of it tickled our skin and gave us the heebie-jeebies throughout the rest of the show ... and on our walk back to the car ... and later that night as we tried to sleep. You cannot escape it.

Now try living through that with stoner's paranoia. Something's crawling on me, man.

Location Info


Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts

1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

Category: Music

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Valerie Hower
Valerie Hower

Wow Dimitry...seriously? I was thinking of going. I still may.

Morgan Zola
Morgan Zola

You are the only one I've heard complain about it, buddy.

Dimitry Manasov
Dimitry Manasov

Perhaps the worst show. Took my 5 and 7 year old after watching the youtube preview, looked cool, but its complete waste of money! 90% of the show is straight up boring. When people was leaving, I heard so many complaints and disappointments. Zero plot, no creativity or acting, few effects of confetti and big ballons at the end, thats what you get for, well I paid $85.00, but I would not see it for $10- Dont waste your money

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