The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
You know what we realized when we woke up this morning? It's pretty big.
See! They can't even believe we're breathing the same air.
The magnitude of our realization is so unimaginable, we can barely function.
If you're like us, and woke up somewhere in greater Miami today, you are officially breathing the same air as Jay Z and Justin Timberlake.
By the laws of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (and probably String Theory, or something) we might as well be in the same room as the two most valuable men in the music industry right now.
It's literally like finding -- nay, holding! -- the Holy Grail. Drink up, y'all.
Big Night in Little Haiti: No one can resist moving when those drum beats start.
Bowling for Rhinos: Not as hazardous as it sounds, surprisingly.
Justin Timberlake & Jay Z: We found the Holy Grail, y'all. Take a sip.