The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

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Rejoice, Miami! Summer's almost over!

In most parts of this country, the end of summer is a real bummer. The weather turns cold, kids grudgingly return to school, and the only thing people have to look forward to is their annual winter vacation to South Florida.

But down here, the end of summer is the beginning of all the action. Just think of all the fun you have to look forward to during the rest of 2013: cooler temperatures, declining humidity, debauched Halloween parties, Art Basel.

Hell, the events of this three-day weekend alone are cause for celebration. From cheering this season's Canes on to their first football victory to showing Robin Thicke what twerking's really all about, here are the ten best things to do this weekend.

Friday
Bruno Mars: We heard a rumor that "Locked Out of Heaven" is about sex with Halle Berry. You're one degree closer to Halle Berry, Miami!
Miami Hurricanes vs. FAU: C-A-N-E-S CANES!
Miami Rock Fest: Celebrating 19 years of rocking out, Miami-style.
Reclaimed Paws Happy Hour: A $5 donation to puppies gets you free drinks? Let's all go get adorably smashed.

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Lee Guerra Phantascy
Lee Guerra Phantascy

are you idiot..thats a music video and she doesnt take offense her name is lindsey and she went out with deadmau5 for christ sake.. so stop your damn whiny..it wasnt meant to offend you.. look for other valid reasons to not support artists. i dont even jam to him that much but thats a weak display of hate & misinterrupted representation of people when there shooting a music video.. you want to get more offended..watch the uncensored video. it shows her tits...so if i was you..i would avoid it if her nipples make you cry also XD

Mo Perlman
Mo Perlman

Does the pic you post have to have Thicke smoking? It was disrespectful enough how he blew smoke in the girls face in his video. Last thing we need to do is promote awful shit like that. Next time try a headshot.

Kzm Ufc
Kzm Ufc

Ew. Surely there's better stuff to do.

Mario Francisco Garcia
Mario Francisco Garcia

Or just go out and have a good time and not worry what other people are doing...

Isaias 'izzy' Rivero
Isaias 'izzy' Rivero

You're right, I should go out and watch people make the worst decisions so I can amuse myself. \m/

Isaias 'izzy' Rivero
Isaias 'izzy' Rivero

One of them should be "Stay home and play video games because watching the people from Miami "party" will leave you no hope for the future."

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