X-Rated Run: A Florida 5K With Porn Stars, Pole Dancing, and a Climbing Boob Wall

Categories: Sex/Fetish, Sports

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Courtesy X Rated Mud Run.
Can you conquer the G-String Crawl? Dare you enter the Dominatrix Dungeon? Will you slide into the Honey Tunnel or tackle the Blue Balls Dash?

Don't worry -- you didn't fall asleep in front of the phone sex infomercials again. These are just a few of the sex-themed obstacles for consenting adults in the upcoming X-Rated Mud Run. That's right, you filthy animals. There's mud in this mix.

See also: What's Up With All the Themed 5K Races Coming to Miami?

The inaugural X-Rated Mud Run was founded and organized by Kelly Perez, owner of online erotic store sensualsteals.com. The run, created to promote sexual positivity and healthful living, is an untimed, adult-themed, 5K obstacle course and mud run for men and women of all fitness levels. The event will take place Saturday, February 22, at Mud Muckers Park in Bunnell, a town near Daytona Beach.

"We've received an amazing response to this event," Perez says. "We're really excited to launch in February... We're kind of twisting the typical physical and mental endurance test and merging it with the sexual element you'd find at an adult consumer show."

The X-Rated Run was inspired by Perez's business and her decision to lose weight.

"Being in the adult novelty business, as a female you're going to feel self-conscious around these other women," Perez says. "I knew I needed to do something."

Perez asked her cousin to train her in obstacle exercise. She recalls the time they were working out in the park when the inspiration struck for erotic obstacles.

"I was crawling through the grass, and I said, 'I can't do this. I sell sex toys for a living; this is not my thing!'" Perez remembers. "He said, 'Just envision a penis tunnel in front of you; now CRAWL THROUGH.' I just sat there, and it was like an epiphany. I envisioned the entire obstacle course."

And instead of the usual obstacle courses, X-Rated Run is going all out.

"What would be a normal climbing wall will actually be a boob wall. It will be shaped like boobs," Perez says. "We have a penis crawl. It's going to be really wild and outrageous."

You're probably still stuck on "boob wall," but there's more. What else could possibly be offered amid this boob-grabbing and penis-dodging? The run will have beer, adult star appearances, live music, and food. Though there's no nudity allowed at the event, there will be plenty of eye candy with mud-wrestling and pole-dancing contests. For some sexy life lessons, the event will have pole-dancing demonstrations and inform attendees about how they can incorporate sex into their fitness routines.

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frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

...............the PRANCERSIZE lady was more sensual than anything i've seen so far on this fun run thing

Tita Marie
Tita Marie

Michael Santana Sean Rippes ph you two boys would love to chase ass lmaooo >.

Elizabeth Zike
Elizabeth Zike

Boobwall??? I'm sure Sergio Garcia & Marvin Reyes were the first to sign up! SUCIOS!

Marvin Reyes
Marvin Reyes

now we're talking Sergio Garcia Elizabeth Zike

vizing7928
vizing7928

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Stephy Cue
Stephy Cue

Lmao. Carisa Bauza are u doing this 5k? Oh Miami.

Bianca Gonzalez
Bianca Gonzalez

I don't see anything wrong with this, on the website it says no nudity... so what its just running around in booty shorts. you see that at the gym.

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

..................I just don't know anymore WHO IS DUMBER........the girls who do this or the guys who can't watch enough of it.............and of course someone is trying to make money here

Star Ramos
Star Ramos

Sandor Davidson I think this run will be entertaining ;) lol

Charles M. LaBow
Charles M. LaBow

Bunnell in February could be very chilly for an outdoor event in which you get wet.

Niurka Reyes
Niurka Reyes

Chanelle Artiles I don't know how I feel about crawling through mud in a thong. Lol at the penis crawl.

Chanelle Artiles
Chanelle Artiles

Gloria it says there's no actual nudity at the event... I'm confused lol

Niurka Reyes
Niurka Reyes

Chanelle Artiles it is pretty awesome for the brave. Gloria Lopez lol you don't want to expose the goodies for a good work out? lol jk. I feel you.

Gloria Lopez
Gloria Lopez

Niurka Reyes wow anything for a dollar, and you have to register for exposing your goods oh hek no thank u!

Walky Hernandez
Walky Hernandez

Miami New Times if you don't like Miami why not move out?

Alex Anico
Alex Anico

Themed runs are the dumbest thing in the universe...

Adriana Palacios
Adriana Palacios

Ashley Martinez Jay Rathore I think I know where I boss REALLY went to run...

Cachie Gonzalez
Cachie Gonzalez

William Big-Boss Seymour I hope you're planning to sign up for this?

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

...........it's basically a WET T-SHIRT contest type exposure no more than the mud wrestling contest in STRIPEs with john candy

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