The Top Ten Halloween Events in Miami
3. House of Horror at Miami International Mall
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If 30 themed rooms full of blood, guts, gore and seriously twisted stuff doesn't scare you, nothing will. Plus, there's midget wrestling. And a circus. And carnival games. So if you're chicken shit, there's plenty of other stuff to do.
Open Mondays - Thursdays 6 p.m. - 11 p.m.; Fridays and Saturdays from 5 p.m. to midnight; and Sundays 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. through Nov. 3.
Admission costs $23 for adults and $15 for children. Visit houseofhorrorpark.com.
2. Dead Golden Era Hollywood Stars Party at the Eden Roc Miami Beach
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The best celebrities are all dead. Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, James Dean -- need we say more? So pick your pleasure from these long-dead stars and celebrate the golden age of Hollywood the way they did: with lots of booze and bad behavior.
Thursday, October 31, 9 p.m.
Admission is free. Visit Facebook.com/EdenRocMiami.
1. Playboy Halloween Masquerade at the SLS
Bunnies. Lots and lots of bunnies, including Playboy's Miss July 2012 Shelby Chesnes and Miss February 2013 Shawn Dillon making appearances. Expect slutty cops, slutty police officers, and hell, probably slutty parking attendants.
Thursday, Oct. 31, 10 p.m.
Admission costs $30 for singles, or $50 for pairs. Visit hydebeach.com.
3251 S. Miami Ave., Miami, FL