The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
So now that the shutdown is over, we can get back to our normal lives again... right? And by "normal lives" we mean the way things were before the shutdown -- which was pretty much the same thing. Our founding fathers are probably turning in their graves right now at the spectacle we're making of ourselves.
But, you know, if there's one thing we know for sure about those founding fathers and the rest of them that built this country, it's this: They sure had fabulous wigs!
Go get weird, Miami.