Chippendales Male Strippers To Shake Their Junk at Mansion Miami

Categories: Sex/Fetish

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Until recently, if you were a woman who wanted to watch studly dudes tear away their pants and stick their junk in your face, you had to either talk your way into Swingin' Richards (R.I.P.) or watch Magic Mike for, like, the 81st time.

But get ready, ladies of Miami, because 2014 just became the year of the cock.

Chippendales, the "male revue" that became famous for its shows in Las Vegas and Europe, has partnered with Mansion to bring a series of gyrating, oiled up humpfests to South Beach this January.

See also: The Nine Best Strip Clubs in Miami (NSFW)

On Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights from January 9 to January 25, Mansion will transform into a straight chick mecca, complete with choreographed dance numbers, comfy (but probably not so clean) couches, and of course, men sporting bulging biceps, bowties, and not much else.

"Miami is an ideal location for us," said Chippendales managing partner Kevin Denberg in a statement, noting that the Magic City is "like Las Vegas, where the energy is authentic and electric."

We assume that by authentic, Denberg means "horny," and that by electric, he means "no, seriously, Miami chicks are horny as fuck."

And hey, why wouldn't they be? While strip clubs featuring female dancers abound throughout Miami, giving straight guys plenty of eye candy, straight chicks in this town have long suffered, with very few options for watching attractive, objectified sex objects in a nightlife setting.

But no longer, says Opium Group spokesperson Vanessa Menkes: "[Chippendales] fills a gap in the market and will give birthday girls, bachelorettes and the women of South Beach a place to let loose and call their own."

Tickets to Chippendales shows go on sale this Friday, Nov. 22, and include admission, the show, and a meet-and-greet with the performers. Prices for the Jan. 9-25 run range from $49.95-$99.95. Bachelorettes and birthday girls get in free when they bring a group of six or more. Visit chippendales.wantickets.com.

Remember, ladies: You can look, but the law says you cannot touch.

But we think we'll see a lot of lawbreakers in this town.

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1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

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me001
me001

Did LaBare close?  There are NO other options for the women of Miami?  There are plenty of gay clubs full of male strippers and a respectable representation by the ladies of Miami-Dade, and while Richard closed in North Miami - they are alive and well in Pompano... and are sure to please.


Once you cross the Broward boarder, you can go to Johnnys, Boardwalk, Dudes and more...  Miami isn't the end all.... (I'd go to Richards... they get TOTALLY naked and it's much more upper class than any other place.

villogglad
villogglad

As a male stripper I've never understood the "no touching" law that are present in some countries. It doesn't really prevent women from touching anyway, but 99% of the women do not want to harm you either. If they totally go over the line they will be thrown out, but I don't think regular touching is a problem, and very few male strippers do. In this (european country) it's not illegal for female customers to touch the strippers and I have never really thought about it until reading about stripping in other countries. 

Anyay, I'll be doing some shows in US in the coming years as well. I'm still not going to whine about being touched. Why slap the hand that pays you?

francielle_melo
francielle_melo

Duhhh... Hunk-O-Mania has been here (@ Club Play) for months already and it's much more interactive. If you know what I mean ;)

Cynthi Cardoso
Cynthi Cardoso

Flavia Bettina Konig Cinthia Carrie Lavin Caro Jennifer Lina uhmmmmm yes.

Bender Rodriguez
Bender Rodriguez

I better take ze night off if you do Angie Doreen Jimmie

Tu Madre
Tu Madre

Real life Magic Mile would mean Channing Tatum and Joe OMG super HOT Magniello

jackierichievip
jackierichievip

@Spik Frank  And who made you the authority on women? I went to the show in Vegas..twice. LOL! This is a show for all types of women. It's really fun!  And well, I'm sure gays will enjoy as well! Who cares, it's Miami!! So far everyone that has found out is really excited judging from all of the hype I've seen from all of my girlfriends with birthdays and bachelorettes that are already planning their girls night out to Chippendales. Stay current Frank! ;-)

jackierichievip
jackierichievip

@Spik Frank  And who made you the authority on women? I went to the show in Vegas..twice. LOL. This is a show for all types of women. It's really fun!  And well, I'm sure gays will enjoy as well! Who cares, it's Miami!! So far everyone that has found out is really excited judging from all of the hype I've seen from all of my girlfriends with birthdays and bachelorettes that are already planning their girls night out to Chippendales. Stay current Frank! ;-)


Spik Frank
Spik Frank

Yeah, they are clearly targeting the wrong audience. Only people that want to see that junk are gay dudes. DUHHHH.

me001
me001

@villogglad I've seen plenty of touching.  Up close and personal.  Like, really up close and REALLY personal.  Some of the clubs and their "backrooms" are nothing more than brothels.  REALLY.

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