The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

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Seriously, what an asshole.
Nature: She's kind of a dick, right? Admit it. In most other parts of the country, people are stressing about their carbon footprints while admiring the changing colors of the leaves and stocking up on cozy sweaters for the winter. Here in Miami, meanwhile, it can be hard to love Mother Earth when she makes us sweat half the year and threatens us with potentially fatal hurricanes throughout the other half.

Then again, Nature has good reason to act like a jerk. You think you're hot? Try dealing with global warming when you are literally the globe.

This weekend, you can attempt to placate the Green Goddess at the Friends of Nature Festival. But even if you can't get past Ma Earth's constant resting bitchface syndrome, there are plenty of other sweet ways to spend your weekend.

Cycling Night at New World Symphony: Bikers of the non-motorized variety get a dose of classical culture for just $2.50. Sweet.
Tobacco Road's 101st Anniversary Bash: This bar keeps getting older, but we patrons sure aren't getting wiser. Another round of shots, please!
Krewella: My little sister watched a high school couple get engaged at a Krewella show in Charlotte this week. So this is that kind of party.
The Stage's Third Anniversary: DJ Laz makes a special appearance to support the Design District venue. Pro tip: The traditional third-anniversary gift is leather. (Rowr.)
Lucky You! 6: Bakehouse Art Complex is practically giving art away tonight, y'all.

Location Info


New World Center

500 17th St., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Tobacco Road - CLOSED

626 S. Miami Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music

The Fillmore Miami Beach

1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

The Stage

170 NE 38th St., Miami, FL

Category: Music

Bakehouse Art Complex

561 NW 32nd St., Miami, FL

Category: General

Virginia Key Beach Park

4020 Virginia Beach Drive, Key Biscayne, FL

Category: General

Robert Fontaine Gallery

2349 NW 2nd Ave., Miami, FL

Category: General

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Lauren Kathryn
Lauren Kathryn

Go to a "sexist" EDM show that you're going to talk nice about later.

James Kelley
James Kelley

Canes game, Live music (real musicians please). jk

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