Free Events This Week: Green Market, Space Jam, Stripper Moves

Categories: Around Town

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No more excuses. The holidays are over, it's a new year, and you've gotta get down to business when it comes to meeting that absurdly unrealistic list of resolutions you concocted. Seriously, do you really think you'll lose 30 pounds, marry a millionaire and get a job with the Heat by February? Then again, who are we to shatter your dreams?

Undoubtedly, saving money is on your lengthy list -- just like it was last year, and the ten years before that. But Jesus, this city is expensive, and it ain't easy to forego all its costly pleasures. Luckily, we're looking out for you, so here's a bunch of free stuff to occupy you this week.

See also: Ten New Year's Resolutions You've Already Broken

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Wednesday

  • Garden Market at Miami Beach Botanical Garden: Window shopping works just as well when it comes to garden-grown goodies. And hell, even if you do spend money, it's better than blowing it at Burger King, areweright?




  • Space Jam at the North Shore Park Bandshell: Instead of blowing $12 to see some crappy CGI flick, why not watch your fave animated childhood throwback instead?! This is why Michael Jordan > Lebron.

  • Ladies Night at Lost Weekend: Sometimes, it pays to be a woman. Putting aside childbirth, makeup woes, and PMS, natch. Score free beer and well drinks just because you're a chick.

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Thursday

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Location Info

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Miami Beach Botanical Garden

2000 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

North Beach Bandshell

7275 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Lost Weekend

218 Española Way, Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center

10950 SW 211th St., Cutler Bay, FL

Category: General


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