Ten Dating Do's and Don'ts for Miami Women

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Dating in Miami is hard to do. Between the douche bros looking for an easy lay and the douchebaguettes looking for a papi chulo with a boat, we're often left wondering where the normal people are in this damn town. It's not to say they don't exist, but they're hiding deep among the creepers, the putas, the club promoters and the pata sucias.

So in an effort to make finding a mate just a little easier for those of us that still believe we can live out a romantic comedy, or to make you seem just a little less thirsty while out on the prowl, here are some Do's and Don'ts for dating in Miami.

See also: Ten Miami Guys You've Probably Dated

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Mama's boy? Red flag alert.
10. Do look past silly "deal breakers."
So what if he doesn't eat Cuban food and it's, like, totally your fave? Build a bridge and get the eff over it. No, you shouldn't settle for the first person who gives you the eye, but you should definitely quit being so picky. That's how spinsters are made.

9. Don't ignore the red flags.
Like the fact that he appeared on Bang Bros and subsequently went to rehab for "sex addiction." Or that he's in his sixth year at Miami-Dade with no graduation date in sight. There are just some things you can't come back from.

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