Prepare yourself for antsy, kinda mobbish crowds still bloated from Thanksgiving dinner, and beware of shoppers carrying hammers, or knives. It happens. Black Friday has started to resemble the Rolling Stones concert at Altamont where one guy was stabbed to death.
No Black Friday shopping experience is as serene and mellow as those commercials would like you to think. Wherever you go, from Best Buy to Target, even Juicy Couture -- where there's this totally killer deal on a velour track suit that comes in, like, five colors -- there will be chaos. Doesn't that just make you want to do this: