Hey ladies: Are you feeling unappreciated? Have you ever wished that strange men would oogle your cleavage more than they already do? Are you tired of reminding potential sexual partners that, even though your eyes are "up here," what you'd really like them to notice are your assets "down there"?
GreenSmith Concepts Inc., based in Hollywood, Florida, can help. No, silly, not with self-esteem-boosting therapy sessions or women's studies classes. With temporary tattoos for your tits! Duh.
They're called Ta-ta-toos, and according to their makers, they're designed to "highlight a woman's best assets... her cleverness and creativity."
If only we'd heard about this before Mother's Day.More »