Win a South Beach Comedy Festival VIP Pass Worth $1,000

Categories: Comedy, Giveaways

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See Sarah Silverman -- and four of her fellow comedians -- for free this weekend.
Hey there, Cultist reader. Wanna go to the South Beach Comedy Festival?

Sure do, Cultist! But I can't decide which hilarious comedian I'd like to see. Sarah Silverman? Seth Meyers? Tracy Morgan? Which should I choose?

Don't choose, Cultist reader. Go see them all -- for free.

See, we're giving away a South Beach Comedy Festival LOL VIP package to one lucky Cultist reader. Win this package, and you'll have tickets to see five shows during SBCF's run -- and a bunch of other perks. All told, it's worth $1,000. But you can win without spending a dime.

See also:
- South Beach Comedy Festival Announces 2013 Lineup: Tracy Morgan, Sarah Silverman, Seth Meyers
- Bill Burr on Breaking Bad 's "Insane" Ending, Al Pacino, and Hating the Lakers Forever
- Seth Meyers: "I Know I Can't Be Better Than Jimmy Fallon"


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Win Free VIP Tickets to Haring Miami and the VIP Bombay Sapphire Lounge

Categories: Art, Giveaways

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If you were alive in the 1990s, you've been influenced by the work of artist Keith Haring. The colorful, cartoonish images, addressing issues of sex, war, and what it means to be human, became emblems of a generation.

Next week, 200 of them will go on display in the Design District at Haring Miami, one of the largest collections of Haring's works ever assembled.

Haring's works are reason enough to attend, but there's more to this event than the art. The ever delicious Michelle Bernstein will bring her pop-up concept, Haring Cafe, along with tasty treats created just for the exhibit. And VIP art lovers can also indulge at the VIP Bombay Sapphire Lounge, which will be serving up specialty gin cocktails like the "Haring Thyme" with ginger ale and grapefruit juice.

The VIP treatment at Haring Miami can cost as much as $275 -- not exactly chump change. But we're giving away a pair of VIP tickets to one lucky Cultist reader for free. Read on to find out how to win.


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Win Free Tickets to Artopia This Thursday!

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Oscars, shmoscars. Miami has its own culture to celebrate, and this Thursday at Artopia, that's exactly what we're going to do.

New Times' annual arts party returns with a fully stacked list of artists, musicians, designers, food vendors, and drink sponsors -- and better yet, there won't be a limping Kristen Stewart anywhere in sight. We'll be announcing the winners of New Times' Mastermind Awards, presented by the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County; rocking out to some of this town's favorite local acts; and oogling freaky fashion on the runway.

We're giving you the chance to get in for free. Read on to find out how to win one of four pairs of tickets to Artopia.


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Who Wants Free Tickets to Art Wynwood This Weekend?

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Free admission to Art Wynwood? Sweet.
Can you believe it's been just two months since Art Basel Miami Beach? If you love celebrity spotting, ritzy parties, and nonstop traffic congestion, bad news: you still have the better part of a year to wait.

If you're more of a fan of art fairs, on the other hand, this weekend's looking up. Art Wynwood, the Art Miami spinoff fair that launched last year to test the strength of Miami's art scene outside that one infamous week in December, opens its doors for round two this weekend. If it's anything like its 2012 showing, the tent at Midtown will be packed with locals -- artists, gallerists, and yes, you.

We're giving away two pairs of tickets to Art Wynwood this weekend. Find out how to win after the jump.

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Who Wants Free Tickets to the Original Miami Beach Antique Show?

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The present is over. The future is, like, so last year. All the cool kids these days are thinking retro, man.

Consider the country's most buzzworthy TV shows: Downton Abbey, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire. Most people wouldn't want to live in those worlds -- no iPhones? Pass -- but it does seem like everyone wants this world to look more like them.

The Original Miami Beach Antique Show is bringing thousands of relics from the '50s, '30s, '20s and beyond to the Miami Beach Convention Center this weekend, and we're giving away four pairs of tickets to Cultist readers. With over 900 dealers traveling to MIA from 22 countries, you're sure to find long lost items from nearly any time in history you can imagine. And this year's show features an extra 100 exhibitors in its jewelry ballroom. You may not be able to afford that replica of Lady Mary Crawley's wedding tiara, but you can at least try it on, take a picture, and Instagram it in black and white. It is still 2013, after all.

Find out how to win your tickets after the jump.


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Who Wants to Win Free Tickets to New World Symphony's Sonic Percussion?

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If you've been partying for Art Basel since Monday -- and let's be honest, who hasn't? -- you might already be feeling the need to slow your roll. But your unshakable case of FOMO (aka Fear Of Missing Out) means you don't want to let any culture pass you by.

Our solution: Free tickets to New World Symphony.

We're giving away four pairs of tickets to Sonic Percussion, taking place this Saturday, Dec. 8, at 7:30 p.m. Sit back and relax while Michael Linville conducts NWS fellows and University of Miami percussion students. And then you'll emerge, fully refreshed and ready to hit up whatever swanky spectacle's next on your agenda.

Find out how to win after the jump.

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Who Wants to Win Free Tickets to Absolute Jest at New World Center?

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If you're a lover of orchestral music, high-class events, or just good old-fashioned free stuff, Christmas has come early for you this year. We have four pairs of tickets to New World Symphony's Absolute Jest, conducted by John Adams, this Saturday at 7:30 p.m. -- and we're giving them away, because we're all nice like that.

Absolute Jest brings the St. Lawrence String Quartet to New World Center to perform with the orchestra, stringing together (no pun intended) scherzos from late Beethoven string quartets.

Find out how to win after the jump.

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Who Wants to Win Free Tickets to New World Symphony's Clash of the Romantics?

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In Miami Beach, culture can be hard to come by. This is, after all, a town for whom celebrities turned out in force for the opening of a retail clothing chain.

So when real culture's within your grasp, you've gotta act. Like now, for instance. We're giving away two tickets to New World Symphony's Brahms vs. Wagner: Clash of the Romantics, and all you have to do is follow our easy instructions.

Brahms vs. Wagner: Clash of the Romantics revisits the sounds of the late 1800s, when a traditionalist Brahms sparred with progressive Wagner over the future of music as they knew it. (Little did they know it would all be for naught, and we'd end up with the apocalyptic songs of Carly Rae Jepsen anyway.) The program includes Wagner's "The Ride of the Valkyries" from Die Walk├╝re, and "Prelude" and "Liebestod" from Tristan und Isolde; and Brahms' "Finale from Symphony No. 2."

Read on for instructions on how to win.

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Who Wants Free Tickets to Exxxotica?

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Exxxotica's just about the only place in town where this is appropriate footwear.
Yeah, baby. You know you want it.

Tickets to Exxxotica, that is.

The largest sex expo in the country is back in Miami Beach this weekend, bringing the biggest names in porn, a giant load (heh) of sex toys, a bus where people will film you doin' it, and a giant, pink, penis-shaped mechanical bull. So no, you are probably not going to want to miss out.

And one lucky Cultist reader, along with his or her own personal sex slave, won't have to, because we're giving away two tickets to the sexy spectacle. Read on to find out how to win.

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Who Wants Tickets to the Miami Rum Renaissance Festival Grand Tasting?

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Free boobs! Er, we mean booze.
Booze: the weakness of choice for the highly cultured since both booze and culture existed. From wine-swilling Roman poets to the absinthe-guzzling Oscar Wilde, alcohol has fueled some of history's greatest cultural achievements.

So, wanna join the club?

The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival's back in town this week, bringing with it case upon case of Hemingway's favorite hooch. Once you're through the doors, it's unlimited rum until you either pen your great masterpiece, puke into a nearby trash can, or both. And we're offering you the chance to get, uh, inspired -- for free.

Read on to find out how to win your own pair of free tickets to the festival's grand tasting.

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