And a huge chunk of them reside right here in Hialeah.

According to statistics New Times received from Bang With Friends this morning, Hialeah is the most DTF city in all of Florida, with the most Bang With Friends users in the state.

Sofia Vergara, makin' her homeland proud.

That's according to a poll conducted by MissTravel.com, which asked members of the veiled prostitution travel dating website to name the most attractive nationality on earth. Colombian women beat out Brazilians, the French, the Italian, and the Swedish for the number one spot on the list.

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painting by Carla Benedetti

This painting has a little too much sexy to show you on our front page. Full, NSFW version after the jump.

The aim of the show is to define what is sexy now. See, what you might think is sexy probably isn't. No one cares that businessmen in Asia pay handsomely for the whisker-rich Barbisol foam you've used to shave your legs. No one cares that the only prophylactic that fits you is a mostly empty Pringles tin. That's the old sexy.

Who, us? Shallow?

The service, which connects rich men to women who could be bribed into spending time with them, released yet another study of the country's singles scene.

And you're going to be shocked to hear this, Miami, but: You're kinda shallow.

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Instagramming at the table. Splitting the bill. Talking about exes. Some first-date behaviors are hard to forgive -- and forget, unfortunately.

For this piece, we thought a roundtable discussion with a few of the city's most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes was in order. And after listening to their dating war stories, our fears have been confirmed: It's a wild, wild place out there.

Read on, and you'll soon discover you're not alone. Don't forget to share your own experience with annoying dating habits in the comments below.

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- How Facebook Is Killing Your Chances of Finding Love
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- Dating in Miami: Six Things You're Doing All Wrong, According to Local Expert Nikki Novo

via faithsullivanwrites.blogspot.com

A few years back, I was in a pretty bad place. My boyfriend at the time, who I had thought would love me forever, had recently dumped me, leaving me to become the original Taylor Swift -- minus the songwriting thing.

In the days before social media existed, you would get over breakups the good old-fashioned way: by stalking his friends at their place of work while threatening for details of his life for "closure" and listening to sad songs on repeat. It was that simple.

Today, we have a lot more access to people via social media, which makes breaking up, moving on, and creating genuine connections a lot harder. Why? How many of us have found ourselves believing that what our ex or crush posts on Facebook is truth? How many of us have obsessed over the "like" he handed his high school sweetheart (who is recently single, might I add?) when she posted a photo of her adorable pug?

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- Three Great Places to Meet Singles (When the Bar Scene Gets Old)
- Dating in Miami: Six Things You're Doing All Wrong, According to Local Expert Nikki Novo

Liliana Mora

Your dating prospects at the club: Not promising.

You're sitting at Miami's hot new bar, dressed to the nines, sipping on some overpriced cocktail with an equally attractive friend. One thought runs through your mind as you scan the room for a potential date, life partner, or even just a one-night stand: "Where are all the quality people in this damn city?"

We've all heard about that one person -- our friend, our cousin, our co-worker -- who met her husband at a bar. But is that situation really the norm? Not when we're labeling every guy who attempts to buy us a drink as a douche before he even says hello. Granted, his shirt was bedazzled and his hair was greasier than the bar's chicken wings. But that's beside the point.

Let's be honest: We judge books by their covers. And at a bar or club, our skepticism is almost always at an all-time high. Although our outfit, hair extensions, and five-inch heels beckon plenty of solicitors, we secretly judge the guys who are out till the wee hours of the morning, spending $20 on a two-sip drink.

Ramin Bastani, lei'd.

Just ask Ramin Bastani. After breaking up with his long-term girlfriend, he went to an LA bar, hooked up with a woman and took her back to his place. But before going all the way, Bastani hesitated, which made the woman ask if he had an STD. "No I'm just afraid that you might," he replied.

With that said, the woman quickly slapped him and walked out. From that point on, Bastani was determined to find a better way to find out if someone was HIV/STD free.

And he did -- by creating Qpid.me. "I don't think there's anything I could do in my life that's more impactful," Bastani said.

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MissTravel.com's perfect woman.

That video apparently made a big impression upon users of MissTravel.com, a dating website that provides rich men with sexy young lady companions. The girls get to see the world on extravagant dates in far-flung locals. And the men get, uh, "companionship."

In a recent survey, MissTravel.com members chose Ultra Music Festival as one of the top ten most preferred music festivals for a first date. Let's break that down for you more clearly: This website, which encourages men to give women expensive things in the hope of getting laid, is a big fan of the drug-saturated party scene at Ultra. Are you creeped out yet?

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