Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 11:00AM
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| Who knew Ziggy could be so topical? |
In April, we reported on the Craigslist Killings, in which murderers lured victims to their deaths using the classifieds site. Maybe my tale of barely escaping the jaws of a Craiglist predator won't make national news, but fuck me if it wasn't traumatizing. I almost sent my PlayStation 3 to Nigeria for nothing in return. Horrified yet?
So it all began when I realized that Grand Theft Auto 3, while thrilling for the first couple of weeks, gets a bit stale after the 9,022nd time you set a policeman on fire with a blowtorch. I put my PS3 console on Craigslist -- the site through which I had bought it about a month prior -- along with a couple of games and a Blu-Ray disc of Superman (don't judge me) with a price tag of $350. The listing is here.
I got only one inquiry, from a guy named Clarence King, asking me if I still had the console. It was a bit fishy because he accidentally sent me identical inquiries meant for two other Miami-area sellers of a $600 Toshiba laptop and a $620 Dell laptop. That's a lot of shopping. But whatever, I told myself, he probably just got his stimulus check really late.
(My desperation to think Clarence is legit throughout this story makes more sense when you understand that I really enjoy playing blackjack at Seminole Hard Rock. And have been getting a lot of 16s. And that's all I'll say about that.)
So I tell Clarence I still have it, and within moments he fires back a quite enthusiastic e-mail:
I will like to buy this item so pls do withdraw the advert from
Craigslist. I will also like you to know that i will be paying by
paypal due to the fact that i will not be able to meet up with the cash
and local pick up so you will be shipping it oversea.I will be adding
$150 for the shipping and handling cost... I will need you to provide
me with the Your paypal email address so i can send the money to your
paypal account.
Hmm... overseas. Awful grammar. Offering to pay me $150 more than I asked for. "Sounds good," I tell him, and give him the email address attached to my Paypal account. Nine hours later, I guess this very legit-looking email apparently from "service@paypal.com":