Strange News
Reading good news in the paper felt about as odd and unfamiliar as this morning's chilly autumn air.
Unexpected lessons of the day:
Number of dead soldiers required to make the country forget about butt-fucking and fetuses: 2,839State you can count on: Virginia
Numbers of years waited under George W. Bush for good news: 6
Power of Prayer: exists
Democracy: works (eventually)
-Calvin Godfrey

























