The Heat Take the Division
Miami Heat: Southeast division champs. And yesterday, you said this, Miami Sports Dude:
Shaq: Attending his grandfather's funeral.
Udonis Haslem: DNP due to injury.
Dwyane Wade: Still rusty.
Gary Payton: Torn left calf muscle.
James Posey: Shitfaced.
Take that. By the way, thank you Mr. Arenas. We couldn't have done it with ya. --Raina McLeod