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Miami Children’s Museum, You’ve Got to be Kidding

Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:16:41 AM
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Judging by the crowd on a recent Saturday morning, the Miami Children’s Museum has no trouble attracting visitors. I just wonder how many return a second time.


While innovative interactive, “hands-on” kids’ museums have been opening around the country for a few decades now, MCM’s visionaries and planners appear to have been asleep at the wheel.

How else to explain “Kidscape Village,” an exercise in heavy-handed commercialism in the guise of educational interactivity? The exhibit would be more aptly called “Corporate Shillage.” Hey kids! Try your hand at consumerism by pushing a shopping cart around the “Publix”! Grab a seat on the Farm Stores’ cow, junior! Check out the safe deposit drawers at “Bank of America” – only don’t try to get to any of the toys inside, as they’re cordoned off beneath a layer of plastic: Look with your eyes, not with your hands, son!

Those inaccessible toys fit a pattern at the museum, which in places almost seems to have been designed to frustrate its main constituency.

In the nautical-theme room, for example, kids can use magnetized fishing poles to reel in magnetic plastic fish from a moat; on the day we attended, there were four working rods (plus one that was broken) for about two dozen kids.

At the crowded “Publix,” an “orange tree” painted on the wall spits out plastic orange balls from scores of holes; kids collect them and place them back into a suction hole at the base, which in turn pulls them back in and spews them out of the holes all over again. There’s precisely one hole where kids can deposit the balls, and a throng of children vying for the privilege.

Our reason for visiting MCM, the new Dr. Seuss exhibit, was a little better, but not much. The reproductions of Seussian characters were spot-on, but there wasn’t much for kids to do: some magnets, a slide, mostly a collection of miniature train cars to sit inside. Each one featured a warning: DO NOT CLIMB ON TRAIN. --Frank Houston

Category: Culture

5 Comments:

chris says:

Push a cart around Publix!!! I would love to know how much Publix is paying this organization to pretend to be a museum and not a marketing venture. And how about the tax payers, how much have they had to contribute to help fund Publix's advertising?

chris says:

I wonder why there is a "Farm Stores’ cow"? They must really want to help the kids. I notice that one of the vice presidents of the museum is Carlos Bared. Incidentally in a totally unrelated role he is also the CEO of Farm Stores Grocery.

agh says:

This is the first time I attend a children's museum as a mother and not a child. I don't really remember the museums from my childhood so I didn't have anything to compare this experience to. All I can say it that "lame" is the first word that enters my mind. Like the article says, there are few interactive displays, the exhibits are few, broken and grossly commercial and in general everything seems very poorly thought out. I have yet to take my daughter to another children's museum, so I hope this is not the standard.

Bill Cakes says:

I noticed that the corporate logo was all over this place as well, but how else do you expect this place to keep the doors open? The money for toys and exhibits doesent fall out of the sky. In museums most of the money from grants must be applied to educational programs. Kids brake toys and i can only imagine how much work it takes to keep all of that interactive stuff open. When publix sponsored the supermarket full of toy food who were they advertising to? 2nd graders? Mabye, just mabye they were trying to help give some kids a good time. where do you do your shopping whould you have perferred Win Dixi??

Bill Cakes says:

I noticed that the corporate logo was all over this place as well, but how else do you expect this place to keep the doors open? The money for toys and exhibits doesent fall out of the sky. In museums most of the money from grants must be applied to educational programs. Kids brake toys and i can only imagine how much work it takes to keep all of that interactive stuff open. When publix sponsored the supermarket full of toy food who were they advertising to? 2nd graders? Mabye, just mabye they were trying to help give some kids a good time. where do you do your shopping whould you have perferred Win Dixi??

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