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Sorry, but Whole Foods is Awesome

Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 07:07:36 AM
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Mmm, beets.
Publix is pathetic. And Winn-Dixie’s been wack. Even your neighborhood Milam’s will get a disinterested “meh” from local grocery shopping connoisseurs now. The brand spankin’ new Whole Foods in Coral Gables just opened, and the store owners have spared no expense in making it the most ridiculously awesome shopping experience for organic-hungry patrons. At a special sneak preview on Monday night, guided tours were given through the store’s sprawling 48,000 sq. foot expanse. There were samples galore and plenty to gawk at.


Organic Steve, the produce team leader, promised free samples every day, as visitors were given tastes of organic orange juice, and a fruit cup containing the yummiest apple slice we’ve had in years, a sliver of a Thai banana, and an exotic fruit called a longan, which hails from China and southern Asia, and tastes like a squishy coconut-meets-grape hybrid. While discussing the way Whole Foods salmon is farmed, the fish department handed out samples of smoked fish dip made with mahi mahi and wahoo – to die for. The meat department gave out samples of bomb-ass smoked beef, and explained that each Whole Foods has new and special in-store features that none of the other 300 stores have. At this new branch, customers can choose any cut of meat from the butcher’s display, choose spices or sauce, and have someone grill it up before their very eyes at an enormous grill within the meat department itself.

The free-stuff bonanza continued -- in the store’s enormous cosmetics, bath, and body department, employees handed out bars of organic lavender glycerin soap, there were cookies and milk in the grocery section, samosas in the deli, fresh-made Sushi Maki rolls in the sushi department – the local chain has joined forces with the largest organic and natural grocery in the country, in what could prove to be a beautiful friendship. The chocolate and vanilla cake in the bakery was delicious enough to bring tears to a gourmand’s eyes. It was hard enough to concentrate on each team leader’s verbose presentation on their respective departments – we lost the deli dude in the middle of his discussion about the fancy chartucerie the minute the samosas came our way – but the store’s selection speaks for itself. We ended the tour with a visit to the wine and cheese department, which boasts 450 different cheeses, 1000 bottles of wine (three in-store sommeliers to help navigate it all), and all the antipasti, olives, fancy salts and sugars anyone could want. Happily chewing on hunks of just-carved parmesean and sipping the samples of wine at the lengthy tour’s finale, the tour group looked dazed, overwhelmed, and very, very full.

The store is now open to the public, so you can score a sample feast of your own. --Patrice Yursik

Category: Food

11 Comments:

Whole Foods is NOT that great Awesome says:

There's no way I'm paying double for food just because it says 'organic' on it(bye the way - organic does not mean healthy.)

1,000 different varieties of wine... so will I assume that there will be an increase of cases dealing with public drunkenness.

I'll just go to Wal-Mart or Winn-Dixie and be done with it.

E says:

I'm sure Wal-Mart and Winn-Dixie will be happy to have you. Given your grammar (it's "by"...not "bye") and your prohibitionist conservatism, it sounds like that's right where you belong.

L2M says:

Any place that gives Publix a run for its money is welcome. Yes, WF can be outrageously expensive, but considering the alternatives... And Publix isn't exactly doing us a favor with low prices either. Take milk, which has been talked and blogged about but not written about (since Publix is a major advertiser in our local newspaper, I wonder why the Herald hasn't mentioned it). Heck, Haggen Dazs is cheaper at my corner liquor store than at Publix.

So welcome Whole Foods. I hope you run Publix's in the area out of business.

Patrice Yursik says:

Actually, the prices I saw weren't shockingly scary. We sampled a really good red wine that costs a mere $5 a bottle. I was very pleasantly surprised. It may not be the kind of store where you can totally splurge and buy ALL your groceries, but in terms of delicious pre-cooked food and luxury items, the place is very impressive.

A regular Publix store does not compete with Whole Foods; however Publix GreenWise, which have opened in Coral Springs, Palm Beach Gardens, and Boca Raton do. The fact is that Publix has more buying power and a superb distribution system. The also treat their employees very well and even have staff to take your groceries out for you, free of charge. Can Whole Foods complete? Maybe as a niche organic market, comparable to Epicure on Miami Beach, but on the bigger scale Publix has them beat. A Publix GreenWise will com to Coral Gables and the Falls since these communities have demographics to sustain such a venture. Whole Foods putting Publix out of business? Not a chance!

Out in Kendall says:

We need a Whole Foods out in Kendall but I wonder how long it will take. I guess Kendallites aren't ready for organic.


Stu Carson says:

You know the power of a concept when a whole subculture in communities USwide is waiting for the day when that concept will land in their town... and all the better when that subculture happens to be the part of the marketplace willing to pay a premium for a great product with little true competition... a-la-Starbucks years ago.

A couple years after Costco arrived in our town, a huge % of the population wonders how we got by without it! Then this year Trader Joes... same. But unlike those two, WholeFoods really does carry products you can't find ANYwhere else. One example organic UNpastuerized milk...

Concerned Citizen says:

People don't go to Whole Foods because of "Organic Foods". For Pete's Sake, the term "Organic" is not regulated by the Department of Agriculture so God only knows where it was grown. The "Organic" industry is self-regulated; tantamout to a Fox guarding the Hen House. The reason people go to Whole Foods is for the image people want to portray, yes a la Starbucks. Personally speaking I don't see the point of paying 20-30% more money for food to portray a "healthy", "organic", or hold up this is a stretch, an "enviromentally conscious", image to the world. Hey, if that's what keeps you feeling good about yourself or stopping you from going "postal", keep shopping there but don't delude yourself thinking you're being socially conscious let alone health or diet-conscious. It's all coming from the fields picked up by illegal immigrants in this country or coming from third world countries where sanitation is an afterthought.

Suzanne Byrd says:

I used to live in Denver, Colorado right down the street from a Whole Foods and it was a godsend. I moved to Birmingham, Alabama over a year ago and did not get to shop there again until one opened in February of this year. I am passionate about Whole Foods, as well as organic and natural products.

To begin with, the organic market is not self-regulated. Any of this information is available on Whole Foods' website as well as found on Google or what not: in October of 2002, the USDA implemented its National Organic Standards and in June of 2003, Whole Foods became the United States' first national organic supermarket. Both stores selling organic food and farms raising the organic food are closely monitored and tested.

And no, organic does not necessarily mean healthy, that's something you as a person need to decide. If you are the type of person to gorge on sweets and chips, then yes, you'll find those things at Whole Foods with a similar fat/calorie intake. But if you are the type of person looking for fruits and vegetables, pasta, chicken and seafood, Whole Foods is going to provide you with a better version.

Before our Whole Foods opened in Alabama, I used to shop at Publix. I would spend anywhere from 100 to 150 dollars. Now I shop at Whole Foods and leave spending about the same. There is PLENTY to splurge on at Whole Foods, but if you look out for their house brand, you can buy your everyday products as well as anything else.

sj says:

Yes, there are strict, national standards for organic products. The leadership of Whole Foods Market was so knowledgeable that they helped WRITE the standards that are regulated by our government. A small part of what organic means is pesticide free, no artificial colors or flavors. But it also covers how animals are treated, and how the land where organic products are produced, is farmed.
Whole Foods strives to maintain sustainable food sources. If you research Whole Foods, you will find that it is a successful company, but one that gives back a lot to the community. So if you consider something to be "third world" if it is not produced in the Southern part of the United States, keep shopping at your local store. Whole Foods takes a lot of pride in how they treat their employees, and how they take care of our planet.

Joe says:

Most of my shopping is done at Whole Foods. Have you seen the crap they put in bakery and frozen foods at the grocery stores? How do people eat that crap? They are pretty stupid if they think just because its being sold it won't make me sick.

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