Style Soldiers - The Fashion Follies of Old Age

It's a known fact that elderly folk don't really care what they put on after a certain age. And honestly, they shouldn't care, they're old and tired. Unfortunately, we are the ones that have to suffer. Take this man in pink and purple, for example. Little does he know that if anyone spots him and stares at his awful combination of colors for more than a minute, their brain will turn to goo.