At least he's non-partisan: Miami man threatens to assassinate Obama, Bush
Hot off the newswire, its being reported that a Miami man has been arrested for threatening to assassinate Barack Obama. Raymond Hunter Geisel apparently made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen. For good measure, according to a tipster, he also threatened President Bush.
Federal authorities found a cache of weapons in Geisel's hotel room and SUV. As he's been denied bail, he won't be able to take advantage of that nifty industry discount.
Read more on the unfolding story here.