Flotsam

John Mayer Has a Lot Of Sex In Our General Vicinity

By Kyle Munzenrieder Thu., Sep. 11 2008 at 11:12 AM
Categories: Flotsam
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At some point in his career, John Mayer gave up on the whole bland, adult contemporary singer-songwriter thing and decided to redirect his efforts into becoming a professional man slut. John's been inside the wonderlands of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and most recently Jennifer Aniston.

He started seeing Aniston while she was in town filming "Marley & Me," but apparently he had a Miami dalliance with a blond cocktail waitress beforehand. Now that Jennifer Aniston and her publicist have decided John is no longer needed to play her real life Ross, he's back with that local waitress.

All of this means that John Mayer has a lot of sex within a five-mile or less radius of where you probably are right now. Be appropriately disgusted.

--Kyle Munzenrieder

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