We Are All Lindsay Lohans Now

Ok, maybe not all of us. Just the Miami Hurricanes!

In a post that is meant to finally bridge the gap between Sports Illustrated devotees and In Touch Weekly readers 8 Donkeys pairs the ACC teams with their logical female celebrity counterparts. The 'Canes apparently are the gridiron manifestation of everyone's favorite red headed, probable lesbian, Lindsay Lohan.

Once great - can’t really tell which way they will go yet.

See the 'Canes are just a confused young team with a checkered past finally ready to begin anew after getting off the coke and coming to terms with their sexuality... hey, wait a minute, this is not a very good way to analyze sports at all.
--Kyle Munzenrieder