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Old photo, same result

Ah, the resurrected Miami Hurricanes football program. Ranked in the top 25 again! Headed to the ACC title game! Unable to stop some one-legged homeless guy from Atlanta from busting off a 15-yard run!

There are many ways to prove that the AP voters have overranked your team. But it takes a special group of young men to bitch-slap voters in the face by giving up 475 yards of rushing to a so-so Georgia Tech team in a 41-23 meltdown on national television.

Bye-bye ACC title game hopes. Farewell, smidgen of self-respect. Nice knowing ya, Hurricanes.

-- Tim Elfrink

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