No One Ignores The Riptide
Oh, Hell no New England Republicans. You do not come down to our town and try to ignore the Riptide! No one ignores the Riptide! You can try New England Republicans, but the writing is on the wall. Unless you heed our call for trickle-down truck nutz policy, abolishing the judicial branch, and bringing about both the second comings of Lincoln and Jesus there is no way your party will survive.
(also wtf Boston Globe? "Im" instead of "In", again I am an error prone idiot, but really?)