UM In The Middle of Very Important Viagra Study

The sporting powers that me are in the midst of a debate over weather use of Viagra amongst athlete should be banned because it may boost performances in areas other than the sack. An Italian cyclist was caught with a stash of the stuff, and two years ago a Stanford U study showed that Hugh Hefner's little blue friends could boost the performance of a 10k cyclist by as much as 40% at higher altitudes.

Officials are waiting for the outcome of a University of Miami study on the effects of Viagra on athletes competing in lower altitudes. While it's true that Viagra helps out in performance ability in the lower altitudes of the human body, har har, it's not known if its athletic boosting effects work at sea level.

--Kyle Munzenrieder