Hey, McClatchy, We Found You a Buyer
Despairy (we're going to call you that from now on, by the way) seems to have the plan thought through, but is missing one major factor: $$$. Despairy's budget-cutting ideas involve only running the paper out of its house, a quality copy machine, and presumably a renowned commitment to quality journalism. Plus all the reporters would get to keep their jobs, yay!
We'd fully support this idea, but we're not sure we want the competition. Better than Limbaugh, though.
-- Kyle Munzenrieder