Ros-Lehtinen Swears She Won't Hang Up On You

Categories: Politicks
ILeana_RosLehtinen3.jpg (JPEG Image, 302x239 pixels).jpgCongratulations to Ileana Ros-Lehtinen who moved her Washington, D.C. offices this weekend, and as is her custom, she sent out a release about it, with lots and lots of exclamation marks!

Starting today Monday, December 15, 2008, this will be our new home away from home. If you have recently sent a piece of mail to me, no need to worry, the old address will be forwarded and your correspondence will be received. If you wish to give me a call, my office numbers will be staying the same!

No guarantee she won't hang up on you in fear that you're a South Florida shock jock.


I am honored to continue to work on your behalf here in Washington, ensuring that South Florida and the Florida Keys are well represented and that our voice is heard loud and clear! Please never hesitate in contacting me.
Unless of course that voice is being represented to the incoming President of the United States, in which case she'll refer him to some guy from New Jersey, but seriously don't hesitate in contacting her ...unless you are this President fellow or cranky Rahm Emanuel guy.

--Kyle Munzenrieder

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