St. Pete Times Has a Dangerous Case of Crist Wedding Fever
They have all sorts of minute details of the upcoming nuptials, like the fact that the couple picked up their wedding rings, which presumably, the ring barer will carry down the aisle on some sort of pillow. Interior decorators sometime refer to these as a sham.
They also report that Charlie got his snowy hair did before the wedding at his favorite barber.
If you care about all of this, then the Times will even have Twitter Updates! Live! From inside the church! Maybe.
So let The Buzz be your source for all things Crist wedding, and then come back to Riptide for the appropriate levels of completely inappropriate mockery.