Do you remember the citywide excitement last year when Miami was named the third most caffeinated city in the United States? Don't you remember all the parades and the front-page headlines and the outpouring of civic pride? Remember how we danced? Oh, how we danced, while each downing ten café cubanos in a row!
4. New York
5. Los Angeles
Yeah, Tampa -- that annoying little city that's always cramping our style. I know way too many of you get your kicks with less legal substances, but seriously, it's time to start reclaiming the glory for 2009. Believe me, I work hard on this every single day, downing ungodly amounts of caffeine, but I can't do it alone.