Tampa Prudes Promise to Ruin Lingerie Bowl for Everyone
Well, the Lingerie Bowl this year is set to be played in Tampa over two days. Since the game is spinning off into an actual league next year, four teams will battle for a spot in the main event (a pay-per-view Super Bowl halftime special), including your Miami Caliente. That is, unless a bunch of uptight Tampa residents get their way and the promoters fail to get their house in order.
Horizon Production Inc., the organization behind the event, still needs to file some paperwork and finalize some permits, but even then, local leaders will be standing in their way, according to MSNBC:
"We are totally opposed to this kind of event being held in our neighborhood," said Bob Allen, president of the Hyde Park Neighborhood Association. "You can expect to see a whole bunch of angry citizens at the next city council meeting. We will fight this thing."Hell hath no fury like a mob of pissed-off prudes. But listen, guys, and we hate to keep harping on this, but you know, we have actual problems going on in the state that people need to get pissed off about. How about getting angry about the education cuts the legislature is planning on making, instead of ladies playing football in their undies? Can you possibly find it in your heart to get pissed off at something that matters?