What has Dwyane Wade Done to his Beautiful Siohvaughn?

Why did the Miami Herald let Joan Fleischman take a buyout and retire when she is the only person at that paper who continually brings it? And by bring it, I mean bring the most important celebrity STD stories to the Ayem Papyrus.

This weekend she dug into the divorce papers of Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade and his wife Siohvaughn. According to Siohvaughn, Wade abandoned his kids, committed adultery and infected her with an unnamed STD.

Wade, of course, denies everything. Meanwhile, he's supposedly dating Hollywood lady Gabrielle Union, who we hope has a healthy supply of latex handy.