Gay Presidents Are at the Top and Bottom
|The cover of Classics Illustrated's number 142|
C-SPAN put out its historical rankings of every American president who served before 2008.
George W. Bush is the seventh-worst of all time. Somehow Kennedy is better than Jefferson, which is kinda bullshit, but OK.
The official best president of all time is suspected homostatesman Abraham Lincoln. While the worst of all time is his predecessor, suspected homostatesman James Buchanan. [Insert top and bottom joke here.] Happy Presidents' Day, one and all!