Playing Six Degress of Kate Moss with the Miami-Dade Corrections Dept. Just Got a Lot Easier
|courtesy: Miami-Dade Corrections, PR News Wire|
Miami-Dade Police officers last week inadvertently found the man, 42-year-old Brian Berkenkemper, when they booked him for "robbery for sudden snatching." He's being held at the Pre-Trial Detention Center, and his inmate profile is online. The Kills apparently got a kick out of his bald mug shot.
Kills guitarist Jamie Hince might be expecting another bald, pudgy person in his life soon, because he has reportedly knocked up girlfriend Kate Moss. And that is how you play six degrees of Kate Moss with anyone currently in the Miami-Dade Corrections system. Well, there are probably other ways, involving international cocaine rings and whatnot, but this is a much happier way to do it.
Extra fun fact: The other member of the Kills, Alison Mosshart, briefly dated Kate Moss's other baby daddy, foppish fashion magazine editor Jefferson Hack. Because cool Britannia royalty is just as oddly incestuous as real British royalty.