Mickey Rourke has reportedly finally met his elective-surgery match, and it's (swoon) Love. No, it's not
Joan Rivers,
Amanda Lepore, or
Jocelyn Wildenstein. Literally, it's Love, Courtney Love. That's Mickey on the right, and Courtney on the left, if you couldn't tell.
Let's hope the two will go public soon so pictures can be distributed to anyone thinking about overdoing the nip-tucks. [via
The Telegraph]