MIA Customs Officials Keep Us Safe From Teddy Bear Threat
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| via Flavouz's flickr |
Under the Bush administration these poor bears would have been classified as enemy combatants and flown to Guantanamo Bay, where they would be forced to spend the rest of their snugly days behind bars. But in the just new era of Obama, we hope these bears get the fair trial they deserve. They're not bad, they were just constructed by severely underpaid Chinese laborers that way.
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